Freebie King Online News. 12/2/2009
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Little Funny:
- The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
- It’s so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
- The economy is so bad that CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
- The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds" you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
- The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
- The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
- The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
- The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
- The economy is so bad Motel 6 won’t leave the light on anymore.
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