Little Funny #1:
"Doctor, you've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands from shaking!"
"Do you drink a lot of coffee?"
"Not really - I spill most of it!"
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Little Funny #2:
A man's newly married daughter complained that she didn't have any sharp knives. He bought her some and phoned later and asked how she liked them.
"They're terrific!" she replied enthusiastically. "I've already cut myself five times!"
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