 Little Funny #1:
A Mom was helping her son review his math while her daughter was in the kitchen.
"You have seven dollars and seven friends," she said. "You give a dollar to two of them but none to the others. What do you have left?"
From the kitchen her daughter called, "Two friends."
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Little Funny #2:
The doctor was making her rounds and walked into the semi-private room in the hospital to examine old Mrs. Williams.
After the exam, in her best professional voice, she said smoothly, "You are coughing much more easily this morning."
"I should," snapped the patient, "I've been practicing all night."
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