Freebie King Online News. 4/5/2008
Congratulations to Melissa Logan (zed10) you are the winner of our March diamond earring sweepstakes. Melissa you will need to contact us within 7 days from the same email address you signed up with to verify your email address and give us your shipping info. Failure to do so will forfeit your prize and another winner may be selected.
Stay Tuned one of you will win a Digital Camcorder next month.
 Little Funny 1:
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
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Little Funny 2:
PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?"
TEACHER:" Of course not."
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven’t done my homework."
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Little Funny 3:
A young trial lawyer was defending a man accused of burglary.
"While my client admits he did, in fact, reach his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. However his arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by just his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant’s arm to one year’s imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he so chooses."
The defendant smiled. With his lawyer’s assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
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