Freebie King Online News. 5/10/2010
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Little Funny:
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle
when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage,
"Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So, how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, leaned over and whispered to him, "Try doing it with the engine running."
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