 Little Funny #1:
When the Jones family moved into their new house, a visiting relative asked five-year-old Sammy how he liked the new place.
"It's terrific," he said.
"I have my own room, Mike has his own room, and Jamie has her own room.
But poor Mom is still in with Dad."
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Little Funny #2:
One night about 10 pm, I answered the phone and heard, "Dad, we want to stay out until midnight. We met a couple guys. Is that okay?"
"Sure," I answered, "as long as you called."
When I hung up, my wife asked who was on the phone.
"One of the girls," I replied. "I gave them permission to stay out until midnight."
"Not our girls," she said. "They're both downstairs in the basement."
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