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Little Funny:
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what a happened.
“Well, it was like this,’ said the man. “I was having a quite round of golf with my wife when a at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows has something white in its rear end.”
I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was the gold ball with my wife’s monogram on it … stuck right in the middle of the Cow’s butt. That’s when I made my mistake.”
‘What did you do?” asks the doctor.
“Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey this looks like Yours!”
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