Little Funny #1:
I was taking the train to go visit a personal injury lawyer. I called them and asked, "Can you give me directions from the train station to your office?"
"When you get to the station, just walk outside, lie down on the sidewalk and start yelling. Someone from our office will be along shortly."
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Little Funny #2:
When we finished a personality assessment at work, I asked my friend Dan if he would share the results with his wife.
"That would require me to go home and say, 'Hi, honey. I just paid someone $400 to tell me what's wrong with me,'" he said. "And based on that, considering we've been married 23 years, she'd hand me a bill for about $798,000."