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Boy : "My sister hit me with some tomatoes."
Doctor: "That's incredible, I can't imagine how any tomatoes would make a cut like that."
Boy : "They were still in a can."
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Little Funny #2:
We were on our way to the hospital where our 16-year-old daughter was scheduled to undergo a tonsillectomy. During the ride we talked about how the procedure would be performed.
"Dad," our teenager asked, "how are they going to keep my mouth open during the surgery?"
Without hesitation he said, "They're going to give you a phone."